- Song Name: Dysentery Gary
- Artist Name: blink-182
- Album: Enema of the State
- Songwriters: Mark Hoppus, Tom De Longe
- Release Date: 1999.06.01
- Label: MCA Records
LYRICS FOR "Dysentery Gary"
Got a lotto heart ache
He's a f*****' weasel
His issues make my mind ache
Want to make a deal
'Cause I love your little motions
You with your pigtails
What a nice creation
Worth another night in jail
He's a player
Tried to grow his hair out
When friends were listening to slayer
I would like to find him friday night
Hangin' out with mom
And trying on his father's tights
Life just sucks
I'm givin' up
There's plenty more
Girls are such a drag
So all you little ladies
Be sure to choose the right guys
You'll come back to me maybe
I'll shower you with lies
Got a lotto heart ache
He's a f*****' weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Want to make a deal
Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl chose the one guy
Who makes you want to kick and scream
All along
F*** the guy that took her and ran away
He's a player
Tried to grow his hair out
When friends were listening to slayer
I would like to find him friday night
Hangin' out with mom
And trying on his father's tight
Life just sucks
I'm givin' up
There's plenty more
Girls are such a drag
F*** this place!
I lost the war
I hate you all
Your mom's a whore
Where's my dog?
'Cause girls are such a drag
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