Day After the Day After Tomorrow
When the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse come, don't bother returning those overdue library books or apologizing to your girlfriend for asking her to dress up as Wonder Woman. Instead, take your impending doom like a man in front of the TV, with these games.
Day After the Day After Tomorrow
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Perfect Dark ZeroSuper agent Joanna Dark could take you to prom on her jetpack--that is, if she weren't so busy annihilating enemy armies and generally having such cool first-person shooting adventures. She might also appreciate if you took a shower first.
Publisher: Microsoft Game Studios
Release Date: 2005.11.17
Platform: Xbox 360
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Project: SnowblindWar is hell, kid. But when you experience war through the first-person shooter Project: Snowblind, hell is less demons and pitchforks and more ultra-cool portable shields and bio-modifications.
Publisher: Eidos Interactive
Release Date: 2005.02.23
Platform: PC, PlayStation 2, Xbox
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Condemned: Criminal OriginsKiss society goodbye as you wade into a dark and frightening cesspool of murderous scum--and that's just the title screen. This creepy, kill-or-die-trying adventure has enough horror to scare the liquor out of a college freshman.
Publisher: Sega
Release Date: 2005.11.16
Platform: PC, Xbox 360
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The WarriorsThe Warriors Social Club meets regularly to discuss politics, perform smash and grabs, beat down the cops, stab suckas with homemade shivs, throw other suckas off buildings, break skulls and take drugs. Kinda like the Boy Scouts of America.
Publisher: Rockstar Games
Release Date: 2005.10.17
Platform: Xbox
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Half-Life 2When Earth has been taken over by aliens, it's time to grab a crowbar and start swinging. This gorgeous and deep first-person shooter is like a butter sandwich served by a beautiful woman. Beware, though. This sandwich will consume you.
Publisher: VU Games
Release Date: 2004.11.16
Platform: PC, Xbox
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Shattered UnionCancel that trip to Walt Disney World. The United States has splintered into seven different warring factions, and it's now time for what the politicians call "rough diplomacy." Anyone got a spare B-2 bomber?
Publisher: 2K Games
Release Date: 2005.10.17
Platform: PC, Xbox
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Doom 3Repent, sinners, for the hour of judgment is at hand! Or, sinners, you could also pick up guns aplenty and start shooting back at the demons and beasties attempting to eat your spleen--which, when you think about it, is a lot more fun than all that boring repenting.
Publisher: Activision
Release Date: 2004.08.03
Platform: PC, Xbox, Macintosh, Unix/Linux
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Infected'Tis the season to shoot zombies in the face and infect your friends with a video game virus via multiplayer action. Take that, disease-ridden, blood-craving Santa! That'll teach you not to give us Barbie Horse Adventures for the PlayStation next Christmas.
Publisher: Majesco Games
Release Date: 2005.11.15
Platform: PSP
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Matrix: The Path of NeoRage against the machine world by blowing up everything in your path, shooting the Matrix-generated enemies and then punching them in their stupid, electronic monkey faces. Remember, the red pill leads to excessive violence. Eat with abandon.
Publisher: Atari
Release Date: 2005.11.07
Platform: PC, PlayStation 2, Xbox
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Black and White 2God is angry! Get God some potato chips! Black and White 2 lets you build your own civilization, create your own worshippers, smite anyone who looks at you funny and then go to war with other societies. Burning bushes not included.
Publisher: EA Games
Release Date: 2005.10.04
Platform: PC
