Girls That Can Whoop Your Ass
Here's The Dime's list of the ten sexiest, most savage attacks a gamer can possibly suffer, proving once and for all who really wears the pants.
Girls That Can Whoop Your Ass
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Summer from Outlaw TennisSporting more leg than a bucket of KFC, Summer is a blonde, tennis-playing stripper with a PhD. That's sort of like being a sad clown. Or a member of the Spice Girls with career longevity.
Publisher: Global Star Software
Release Date: 2005.07.26
Platform: PlayStation 2, Xbox
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Tala from DarkwatchYou and Tala begin the game as pals, but after you become intimate, your relationship gets totally weird (what did you expect?). But instead of acting jealous or asking you to have long, boring talks about "what it meant," Tala turns into a vampire-demon hellbent on eviscerating you.
Publisher: Capcom
Release Date: 2005.08.16
Platform: PlayStation 2, Xbox
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Carla from Indigo ProphecyThis tough-as-nails detective is not only hot on your trail, she's also just plain hot. Carla complains that she never sleeps, but she looks like she just walked off the set of America's Next Top Model. There's a real mystery for you...
Publisher: Atari
Release Date: 2005.09.26
Platform: PC, PlayStation 2, Xbox
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Elektra from Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the ImperfectsWhile fighting against Elektra, try to knock some sense into her so she'll finally wise up and leave that man-skank Ben Affleck-and then she'll go back to loving that sweet, wholesome Vaughn on Alias.
Publisher: EA Games
Release Date: 2005.09.20
Platform: PlayStation 2, GameCube, Xbox, PSP, DS
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Mercy from The Incredible Hulk: Ultimate DestructionMercy is a leggy Gamma mutant with bionic implants, a feature that even Jaime "Mrs. Steve Austin" Sommers didn't have. Mercy's "mind-blasting" ability will have you reloading your last saved game in about .0002 seconds.
Publisher: VU Games
Release Date: 2005.08.23
Platform: PlayStation 2, GameCube, Xbox
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Mileena, Kitana, & Jade from Mortal Kombat: Shaolin MonksThe brutal three-way beatdown served up by this trio of MK hotties is probably not the fantasy three-way most male MK fans had in mind. Or actually, maybe it is. Because you never can tell with those crazy-ass MK fans...
Publisher: Midway
Release Date: 2005.09.16
Platform: PlayStation 2, Xbox
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Alma from Ninja Gaiden: BlackAlma is without a doubt the roughest, toughest bad-lass on this list. Even if all these other broads ganged up on her, Alma would prevail. If you do manage to beat her, promptly send your controller to the Smithsonian for bronzing.
Publisher: Tecmo
Release Date: 2005.09.20
Platform: Xbox
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Kaileena from Prince of Persia: Warrior WithinKaileena begins the game as a typical damsel in distress, claiming to be a mere lackey for the Empress of Time. And the Prince only realizes that she's no lackey, but the almighty Empress herself, around the time she begins spanking him with her dual-action swords.
Publisher: Ubisoft
Release Date: 2004.11.30
Platform: PC, Mobile
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Elise from SSX on TourThe SSX bombshell carves up the slopes the way she carves up men's egos. It's hard not to develop a crush on Elise, even as she's doling out the insults faster than that devil woman Sarah Silverman.
Publisher: EA Sports Big
Release Date: 2005.10.11
Platform: PlayStation 2, GameCube, Xbox, PSP
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Nevan from Devil May Cry 3The red-headed Nevan turns into a bunch of flying bats, teleports all over the place, and shoots lightning bolts at Dante. And when Dante does finally kill her--poof!-- she transforms into a cool purple electric guitar. Which means DMC 3 makes slightly more sense than Into The Blue.
Publisher: Ubisoft
Release Date: 2006.01.24
Platform: PC, PlayStation 2
