But then again, do they ever?
They're basically the Jane and Trent Lanes from our history books.
Aren't all older hipsters with dad bod basically Santa, though?
...And here's why we love that about her.
Happy birthday, Mario!
They'd all fit in Elwood City or Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
Shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it!
He brings it on with the cheerleaders.
This trendy cop was spotted during protests yesterday in London.
We're also loving Hipster Ken.
There's apparently more than just music in her veins.